If you’re concerned that your lack of physique is preventing you from finding a mate, fear not. It isn’t. Women are genetically predisposed to select brains over brawn everytime.
When given the option over the bronzed adonis or the slightly chubby, hairy but intelligent guy in the corner, women, for a millenia, have opted for the latter. Not only are intelligent men likely to live longer, they are also likely to be wealthier and offer greater security than their muscle wielding counter parts.
So get back to shirking the gym and keep that nose in a book. You’ll find your beautiful soul mate soon.